Are you trying to tell me OP that gay men don’t piss glitter, shit rainbows, and can actually have close platonic male friendships? My whole life is a lie…
On another note, pissin glitter would hurt like a bitch…
(Source: supernaturalfandomsecrets)
A College AU Tony/Bruce fic, where Bruce works at a tea shop with his sassy sarcastic literature quoting BFF Loki, and Tony is... well Tony, but the college aged edition.
(via (Spoilery) Rule Breaker Lin - The Legend of Korra by ~Woozang-tam-po on deviantART)
Oh god, this made me realize something… I’m totally an Earthbender, I DESPISE shoes, and if I could I’d happily spend the rest of my life barefooted
Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
(Source: devinbarzallo)
Hear that? That’s Sergeant Donny Donowitz. You might know him better by his nickname.
(Source: johnsturturro)
First of all, crying because this actually exists. Remember when there were only 10 people or so that fangirled over that weird but awesome crossover SuperWho? Remember when?
I am a Demi God, my best friend is Lestrade, my roommate is Gabriel (SCORE), my first kiss is the 9th Doctor (OMG YES), my boyfriend is Captain America (AGAIN, YES), and I’m murdered by Thor (bb why you gotta hurt me so bad?)
I am a Time Lord, my best friend is Sam Winchester, I live with the Doctor, my first kiss was Clint, my boyfriend is Rory, and my murderer is Jack.
So… I win! I have an awesome as hell roomie, the best BFF a girl could want, the most amazing boyfriend ever, and so Jack kills me (asshole move btw) but being as I am Time Lord, I can’t die, I’ll just regenerate.
(Source: travelingwithamadmaninabluebox)
luciferious asked: O and Q
O - A Song at Random: Since it is stuck in my head like on a continuous loop, Call Me Maybe by whats her face, and its totally a cracky Lucifer/Sam song…
Q - A Ship I Abandoned: Sabriel, for a few reasons, once I really thought about it made no sense to me, it was something that when I first started looking at Supernatural fanfic I was like ‘Eh, maybe’, but once I got more involved, watched more of the show, etc, it made no sense to me. Then there is the things that go along with it, the whole pair the spare aspect of it, Gabriel torturing Sam pretty much, and how you can’t get it with out Cas/Dean, and to be blunt, I despise Cas/Dean. So yeah…
Ask me: FANDOM EDITION
- A - Your current OTP
- B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
- C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
- D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
- E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
- F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom
- G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it
- H - Do you prefer characters from real action series or anime series
- I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why
- J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr
- K - How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom
- L - Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for
- M - Your favorite fanart or fanartist
- N - Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor
- O - Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of
- P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)
- Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why
- R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships
- S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon
- T - If you mostly have homoships, do you have any heteroships
- U - If you mostly have heteroships, do you have any homoships
- V - Are you one of those fans who can’t watch anything without shipping
- W - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms
- X - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms
- Y - A fandom you’re in but have no ships from
- Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go
(Source: pain-in-the-cas)
Never fuck a capitalist. They refuse condoms because they don’t like protection for the workers.
never go down on a capitalist, they’ll let you do all the work and then insist they came solely through their own hard work & self-determination.
It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….
This is the actual best thing ever.
Papa Fury will seriously fuck you up if you mess with his babies.
I really just wanna cuddle Clint…
